1. tittenkits:

    kitten-xoxo:

    p-ardiselost:

    "My boyfriend/girlfriend won’t let me"
    Excuse me
    What was that?
    LET ?
    YOU ¿ 
    How lovely congratulations on your 3rd parental guardian”

    THIS

    But seriously if your partner won’t let you do something (eg, hang out with your friends)? That’s actually a GIANT RED FLAG for an abusive relationship, please get help or get out of there.

  2. cumaddict72:

    guccier:

    nice url did ur mom pick it out for u

    yes

  3. spaceyiffs:

tonyswirl:

ineffable-hufflepuff:

misandryevans:

babymarkers:

the-chocolate-chip-pancake:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

none pizza with left beef

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

ive missed you

#THIS IS MY FAVORITE FUCKING THING JUST THE BEEF#YOU COULD TELL THE POOR CHEF WAS JUST FUCKING#DISGUSTED#WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS#WHAT THE F U C K IS THIS#WHO THE FUCK ORDERS A#A /NONE/ PIZZA?? JUST BEEF ON THE LEFT???#FUCK IT#F U CK IT#JUST COOK THE FUCKING DOUGH#HERE LET ME THROW THIS FUCKING HANDFUL OF OBLONG BEEF CHUNKS AT YOUR NONE FUCKING PIZZA#FUCK YOU#FUCK YOU AND ALL YOU STAND FOR#LEFT FUCKING BEEF (via askscientistcarlos)

I love None Pizza with Left Beef.

3th time i’ve reblogged this

3th

    spaceyiffs:

    tonyswirl:

    ineffable-hufflepuff:

    misandryevans:

    babymarkers:

    the-chocolate-chip-pancake:

    thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

    none pizza with left beef

    It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

    ive missed you

     (via askscientistcarlos)

    I love None Pizza with Left Beef.

    3th time i’ve reblogged this

    3th

    (Source: ollielephant)

  4. astreana:

geewizsc:

#rp #IOS8 it just got real #lmao #turndownforwhat

this new technology is just helping people get wilder and wilder

    astreana:

    geewizsc:

    #rp #IOS8 it just got real #lmao #turndownforwhat

    this new technology is just helping people get wilder and wilder

  5. shrek one: BEST
    shrek two: the funniest movie i have ever seen. literally one of the funniest comedies of all time. incredible pacing and dialogue. reference jokes that were actually funny. surreal world that was so modern fantasy it actually worked. rocking score. awesome scene set to "i need a hero" being sung by the villain unironically and completely played straight. a bar of villains. just overall the best concepts ever.
    shrek three: bad
    shrek four: bad

  6. Beyoncé seems to have found the fountain of youth.

    (Source: thequeenbey)

  7. huffingtonpost:

    This Man With Severe Cerebral Palsy Created Mind-Blowing Art Using Just A Typewriter

    Last year, 22-time Emmy award-winning reporter John Stofflet posted this news video he created for KING-TV in 2004, featuring Paul Smith and his artistic talents.

    See the full video to see more of Smith’s artworks and to learn more about his inspiring story go here. 

  8. 
Too powerful not to reblog… For all those people who have faught, or are still fighting. Who got through it, or who didn’t. Reblog it for them.

    Too powerful not to reblog… For all those people who have faught, or are still fighting. Who got through it, or who didn’t. Reblog it for them.

    (Source: vvolare)

  9. sonicbandicoot:

    aaliyah1979-2001:

    valiantparadox:

    My roommate and I have had far too much coffee and I think our neighbors hate us

    WHO DID THIS

    I WAS DYING OF LAUGHTER THE WHOLE TIME